Livin La Vida Gypsy

I'm at the same starbucks again as yesterday, feels like I'm becoming a local here. It's pretty gay!

I found out today a few outrageous Ohioans are making their way east as I type this. I'm beyond pumped for the weekend and possible drunk tank visits in the near future. If you're by chance driving south on the Northeast Extension turnpike in PA I'll most likely be sleeping at one of the rest areas tonight, come visit me...

there's a total babe sitting a few feet from me, I should probably just ask her for a place to stay and beers to drink tonight.
My grandparents also think I'm turning into a huge alcoholic, it rules!... My super christian aunt and uncle are throwing my cousins grad party sunday, no brews.. how weak is that shit! They're gonna be super bummed when I'm slurpin 40oz's by the fire.. What's a better way to say "See ya when I decide to move back from ATX!" than that!?


You can also now follow my shitty life on Twitter!!...
http://twitter.com/Cheffy_P

It's been a while..

Well I got too partied out after my last post. Ideas and posts kept piling up in my head and I just had no time to post anything..

So much shit has happened over the past few months..

I'm currently sitting in a starbucks in Scranton, PA because my family doesn't believe in fucking internet. Seriously, it's 2009! Who the fuck doesn't have the internet yet?!


As if this town wasn't shitty enough already, I left my bike in Philly sunday after sleeping in my car at a rest area on the Pennsylvania turnpike. On top of not having my bike it's been nonstop off and on rain!


On saturday Orchid Footwear is throwing a kickoff party/trail jam to start the 2009 Gypsy Caravan Tour! I'll be in attendance as will many other degenerates of the bmx comunity. I'm waiting the arrival of Vince smithe and Nick beaty via Ohio sometime tomorrow afternoon. I fully expect this to turn to a shit show FAST! Scranton Johnny will be drinkin "Blue Juice", Brien K.(BKFBM) will be hammered on rum and cokes, Vince and Nick will be smoked out of their minds, just to call out a few shitheads...









On another note, Tim's dad think we're going to get DUI's soon, so does my mom.

Leave some feedback as to what stories you want posted from the past few months.. or years! and I'll see what I'll make it happen!