An Evil Evening

I'm convinced JOOSE is completely fucking evil!
Tonight I got 2 purple Joose, and Tim got one.
I may end up in a Columbus jail cell by morning, or doing meth with a bum.

What was I thinking

late night thoughts

Well I went to Fable today trying to find a new pair of shoes. I need a solid pair of shoes to walk to class in the snow with, so if you have any suggestions leave them in the comments.
While I'm on that subject, everyone should start leaving comments telling me how much I suck.
After Fable I drove out to Rays mountain bike park, it was about 5 degrees outside and about 25-30 inside. I think I rode for maybe a half hour total, Fuck the cold!

Between 7:30pm and 2:00am Tim and I will be headed to Columbus,Oh to party down and get real weird. You should expect at least a couple good stories from this venture, last time was pretty awesome.

Brothers in Turds

Found this picture of myself lookin like the Dirt. I might post the rest of the collection, I seem to have a lot of pictures of me on the toilet

drink and shred

Until last night I was unaware that Sparks tall cans were ever available and the thought that they won't be very long bums me out. We shared one of the cans and used a skateboard to push it across the room since we're lazy fucks. Copious amounts of Green Day(dookie) were being played followed by a good amount of The Sword to compliment our inebriated state.
Tim made some solid drunk dials, I think I did... My phone says I talked to someone for 14 minutes, but I don't remember it.
Let's take this time to praise the drunk dial/text and how awesome/bad they can be. Thanks to Pat(sXebmx) my world of drunk dialing has been expanded beyond the same 3 people I always call.

Tim's dad just told us to get jobs and it made me remember I start class on tuesday. Expect many in class posts about the kooks around campus.

It's the final countdown!

Exactly 2 months left until the 2009 Toronto bmx jam...aka NOTRO!
Last years notro was filled with so much debauchery,booze,drugs,and wildness I'm surprised we're even allowed back in Canada. If you don't know already the Blaze Inn(days inn) is where we'll be headquartered. I plan on passing out, well just about anywhere. Dance Cave will be in full effect as will underground car parties before/during the contest.

Dane Wild is the predetermined winner of Notro 09' with the bmxboard pit crew backing him. Mike Spinner is purchasing a full rain suit for the oncomming shit talking storm, seriously who drinks Malibu and DIET coke?!

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